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Showing posts with label products. Show all posts
Saturday, September 17, 2016
New products from the Politically Incorrect Chandlery
With Xmas just around the corner our buyers have been searching high and low for holiday gift items for the truly discriminating boater, and these unique new items are now available. Don't wait, stock is limited on some items, and we can assure you these are only available at PIC, your exclusive high end marine chandlery.
Our Super Bright Spot Lights
Put a bank of four of these 747 landing lights on your hard top, and save thousands when compared to those expensive and very complicated night vision systems.
You can now turn night into day with the simple flip of a switch. See markers, and everything else clearly over a mile away. Use them to light up those creepy dark anchorages in the middle of nowhere, and surprise your floating neighbors. Four of these babies put out an incredible 12,000,000 nova bright lumens. Each spotlight comes in a stainless steel enclosure. $325.00 each, four for $1200. 12VDC to 28VDC transformer required, available online.
LED Party Light
Throw your boat's disco ball away, we have the answer. We loved this 12 volt LED party light at first sight. Bath your cockpit in the warm color of your choice, or let your stereo's output create a riot of intensely flickering colors. There are hundreds of patterns from spinning vortexes to frantic blinking images. Your guests won't be leaving till they're heaving. Wimpy under the coaming LED rope lights just can't compare. $179.99 + S&H
Warning, some flashing rates, and patterns may cause severe nausea, or epileptic seizures especially if underway. Blink responsibly.
Depleted Uranium Anchors
The Boat Horn With An Attitude!
Tired of anchors that don't hold the bottom? Afraid your anchor will let loose in a storm? You can calm those fears with our new line of Bruce style depleted uranium anchors. These indestructible anchors are manufactured by a small foundry located in Pripyat Russia. The foundry assures us there is no shortage of raw materials.
These have nearly four times the weight of those cheaper store bought steel anchors of the same size. Where you drop them, is where they will stay, and fishermen will appreciate the speedy free fall decent to the bottom. We guarantee these anchors will outlast you, and they won't corrode leaving unsightly rust stains on your bow. The bonus is the romantic warm glowing radiating from your bow. 160lb $229.00, 350lb $442.00, and 1100lb $1229.00. Shipping by ground only, some anchors may require more trim tab use in smaller vessels.
We can't believe what a great buy we got on these boat horns. Our buyers spotted them in an auction held by the city of Detroit. They were part of the city's emergency alert warning system.
Why depend on those puny "air in a can" and weenie electric horns. With this siren on steroids you will be heard by everybody for miles around. Wake up that sleeping bridge tender, know you will be heard in the fog, and let that slow poke in front of you know you're passing him. With this horn your message is "Move over... right now!" $1,252.99 110VAC required.
Special Scrimshaw Offering
Why depend on those puny "air in a can" and weenie electric horns. With this siren on steroids you will be heard by everybody for miles around. Wake up that sleeping bridge tender, know you will be heard in the fog, and let that slow poke in front of you know you're passing him. With this horn your message is "Move over... right now!" $1,252.99 110VAC required.
Special Scrimshaw Offering
These genuine elephant ivory Scrimshaw carvings are a rare find. Before you get concerned, we want to assure you that child, and sweat shop labor are not used to make these. They are actually laser etched using historic designs.
Due the current high price of ivory, we are selling these for just $300 an inch, with the laser etching scaled to each piece. Each one of these masterpieces are mounted on a hand finished plank of old growth Honduran mahogany. Call us for an exact quotation. Delivery in the US in international waters only. Product of Somalia.
Make Your VHF Get-R-Done!
Weary, and bored with having to just use 25 watts when you talk on the VHF? Don't want to wait while other boaters blather on and on endlessly? Do you desire extra VHF range, and want real power? This easy to install inline amp is the one for you. It's powerful enough to drown out everyone else, and have your voice heard. Ran out of ice or margarita mix, and need to hail your buddy? Key that VHF mic and you will blast away at 200 watts into the atmosphere leaving a RF contrail behind you. At the VHF's low power setting you still get an impressive 40 watts. Provide your family with the safety margin you may need in case of an emergency. $330.00. Optional quick disconnect kit, $59.00
Beluga Whale Leather Sailing Gloves
Stay in touch with organic mother ocean with these fashionable, but sturdy gloves. For sustainability we use only all natural farm raised beluga whale leather. Double layers over the palms protect your hands from those coarse sail boat ropes, and velcro straps snug them up on your wrist. The insides are lined with river otter fur to keep your hands warm in even the coldest conditions. These won't last long, so order early. SM&L sizes $234.00. Our whale penis leather versions (large sizes only) are still available by special order for only $499.00
Anchor photo by Wikipedia user Bundesarchiv, B 422 Bild-0010 / CC-BY-SA, Bruce anchor photo by user Billion.
Due the current high price of ivory, we are selling these for just $300 an inch, with the laser etching scaled to each piece. Each one of these masterpieces are mounted on a hand finished plank of old growth Honduran mahogany. Call us for an exact quotation. Delivery in the US in international waters only. Product of Somalia.
Make Your VHF Get-R-Done!
Beluga Whale Leather Sailing Gloves
Anchor photo by Wikipedia user Bundesarchiv, B 422 Bild-0010 / CC-BY-SA, Bruce anchor photo by user Billion.
Sunday, July 31, 2016
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Info And Reservation For Mediterranean Ferry Boats
When you have decided to go on a holiday to Italy or Morocco, or any on the Mediterranean countries, taking the ferry boats to other parts in the area is definitely an adventure. Due to all the water bodies surrounding the region, ferries are accessible via the day at normal intervals. Say, you are in Egypt and want to hop across to Cyprus, you need to verify out the data connected to ferry boats vying in that route.
You can find ferry boat businesses like Miniotis lines that offer transport in between Greece and Turkey. Similarly, Euroferry offers their array of services about Morocco as well as other components in the Mediterranean. Scandlines is one more ferry boat organization that operates in the Baltic Sea. If interested, you can book a tour package that will take you on a 3-4days tour. Blue-line around the other hand, specialises within the Italy- Croatia sector. Another exciting issue to note is some even permit animals, but you must mention the details at the time of generating a reservation.
So, wherever be your destination, you can find ferry boats that ply in these places. Aside from ferries, these organizations also make arrangements for accommodation inside the location town should you need that help. But, keep in mind that you may must book in advance to have location, and to maintain up with the itinerary chalked out for you personally by the travel agent. Be sure to pick up a timetable from the local shop or browse the net for information. It is possible to also make advance bookings before you leave residence for the trip.
Whilst booking your holiday flight tickets, it could be wise to talk about with your travel agent on the other locations you happen to be keen on going to. This may give them an idea as to how numerous days, or how long it is going to take to have from a single spot to another and strategy accordingly. In the event you utilizing the net to accomplish your bookings, you've the choice of selecting round trip or simply a one particular way ferry ride. Also remember the rates are bound to vary according to the season, if it is off season, they would be reduce and vice versa. For youngsters below 4years of age, it truly is totally free, and for all those among 4-12years of age it truly is only 50% of the charge.
To be able to book these tickets, you'll have to acquire in touch with their offices, and make the bookings. If through online mode, then fill within your information, date of travel, quantity of passenger, 1 way or round trip, and stick to the approach till your bookings are completed. Select should you need a vehicle or not to get you on board and although departing too. You will have to produce the payment using your bank card, provide your get in touch with details so they are able to maintain you posted if you will find any schedule adjustments. You are going to be assigned a booking quantity, which can be employed at the time of journey as proof of booking.
When you have decided to go on a holiday to Italy or Morocco, or any on the Mediterranean countries, taking the ferry boats to other parts in the area is definitely an adventure. Due to all the water bodies surrounding the region, ferries are accessible via the day at normal intervals. Say, you are in Egypt and want to hop across to Cyprus, you need to verify out the data connected to ferry boats vying in that route.
You can find ferry boat businesses like Miniotis lines that offer transport in between Greece and Turkey. Similarly, Euroferry offers their array of services about Morocco as well as other components in the Mediterranean. Scandlines is one more ferry boat organization that operates in the Baltic Sea. If interested, you can book a tour package that will take you on a 3-4days tour. Blue-line around the other hand, specialises within the Italy- Croatia sector. Another exciting issue to note is some even permit animals, but you must mention the details at the time of generating a reservation.
So, wherever be your destination, you can find ferry boats that ply in these places. Aside from ferries, these organizations also make arrangements for accommodation inside the location town should you need that help. But, keep in mind that you may must book in advance to have location, and to maintain up with the itinerary chalked out for you personally by the travel agent. Be sure to pick up a timetable from the local shop or browse the net for information. It is possible to also make advance bookings before you leave residence for the trip.
Whilst booking your holiday flight tickets, it could be wise to talk about with your travel agent on the other locations you happen to be keen on going to. This may give them an idea as to how numerous days, or how long it is going to take to have from a single spot to another and strategy accordingly. In the event you utilizing the net to accomplish your bookings, you've the choice of selecting round trip or simply a one particular way ferry ride. Also remember the rates are bound to vary according to the season, if it is off season, they would be reduce and vice versa. For youngsters below 4years of age, it truly is totally free, and for all those among 4-12years of age it truly is only 50% of the charge.
To be able to book these tickets, you'll have to acquire in touch with their offices, and make the bookings. If through online mode, then fill within your information, date of travel, quantity of passenger, 1 way or round trip, and stick to the approach till your bookings are completed. Select should you need a vehicle or not to get you on board and although departing too. You will have to produce the payment using your bank card, provide your get in touch with details so they are able to maintain you posted if you will find any schedule adjustments. You are going to be assigned a booking quantity, which can be employed at the time of journey as proof of booking.
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